Some cats knock things off tables. Mine rides a skateboard through a crumbling brick wall and dares you to say something about it. I made this design for anyone who has fully leaned into their certified menace cat status, not as an apology, but as a statement. There is nothing random about the chaos. It is a whole vibe, and it rolls on four wheels.

The illustration is a scraggly, arched-back black cat I call “scrunky,” grinding a skateboard against a distressed brick wall. The framing is a torn, jagged border that feels like a poster ripped off an alley wall somewhere between a skate park and a punk show. The typography is brutalist and hand-drawn, and the “T” in “CERTIFIED” is quietly replaced by an inverted cross for anyone who notices that kind of thing. Black ink, high contrast, zero apologies.

If this feels like your energy, it probably is. Take a look at the full collection and find the piece that fits your daily rotation best.